So most people know of me as a level headed, calm, mellow kind of guy. But when you mess with my lunch, I can get quiet cranky! I sent the following email to my entire company after several weeks of an unidentified bandit removed my lunch from the refrigerator and let it sit out until lunch time.
To Whom It Concerns,
I don’t know who you are, but I just wanted to take a moment and thank you for taking my lunch out of the refrigerator and letting it sit all morning on the counter. This is the 3rd time in the past two weeks, not to mention other times you have done this to me and others with lunch containers.
I had made some space this morning when I placed my lunch in there. If you think there isn’t any space please tell me and I will gladly show you how to take things and arrange them in a refrigerator. It’s kind of like playing with those puzzles that my 3 year old nephew likes so much. You move the “pieces” around until they fit, and take out the “pieces” that shouldn’t be in the puzzle or that are old. And eventually everything will fit just right.
Luckily, I didn’t have anything that could spoil in there today. But I, along with the other three people who had their lunches left sitting out this morning, thanks and keep up the good work! Or just say something to us next time?
So please next time, just leave me unch alone!
