Pardon me, do you have 97 seconds to spare?

What can you do in 97 seconds? Well here are a few things to pass the time…

• Pretend you’re a robot – Walk down the street with mechanical movements, adding ‘zzzzzt’ sounds with each motion. Pretending to have a motor or something. Try not to do the “Robot” dance, but we all know you will!
• Learn blow spit bubbles – An interesting little talentless talent I picked up in the 6th grade. Gleeking was all the rage, but I couldn’t do it to save my life. So my friend Ed Winikie taught me how to blow a spit bubble! I’ve been grossing out my wife ever since I started dating her… thanks Ed!
• Nuke a Hot Pocket – One of life’s guilty pleasures! Quick, easy, delicious, a million flavors! They’re Ramen Noodles for adults, everyone eats them but most of us don’t want to admit it.

Ok, I’m guessing you all won’t do these things with your 97 seconds… well, my sister-in-law Beth will, she’s hella cool like that! But let me give you something you can do with 97 seconds.

Anberlin Desktop

I’ve been noticing a lot of hits from people looking at my posts about Anberlin so I figured I’d throw those people a bone. Here is a desktop I made a few months ago for there latest album

800×600 | 1024×768 | 1152×720 | 1440×900

Choose a screen resolution and you’ll be taken to a large version of the desktop. Simply “right-click” and “save as desktop”, or for those Mac users, like yours truly, drag the picture to your desktop and set it as your desktop. Easy peasy!

If you have any questions don’t hesitate to ask…

PS – Don’t forget to check out Stephen Christian’s blog. For those of you who don’t know, he’s the lead singer of Anberlin. He has a ton of great stuff to say and makes you think! You can get to it through my “Blogs I Follow” links…

The Cosby’s kitchen door…

Does anyone remember the Cosby Show? I used to love that show! Even now, when I’m flipping around late at night I’ll catch it on tv and watch a few minutes. I remember I used to watch it with my grandfather every Thursday night, when my parents would go to choir practice. I remember being excited to watch it one Thursday night in the early 90’s, but instead finding myself glued to the news programs that ran all night when the Gulf War started.

All that to ask… does anyone remember an episode when someone in the family got smacked in the face by that blasted two-way kitchen door? Seriously, that’s it… that’s all I’m asking. I just can’t remember an episode where that happened! I would think if it were true to life that would take place at some point. At least it would happen to Kenny or that fat chubby friend that was always scared. What was his name and what is he up to now a days?

hmm, random thought…