JACKPOT!!!

15 07 2008

Cheesy Jackpot!So today I arrived at work. The first thing I usually do is put my lunch in the fridge. So I head up to the 2nd floor kitchen… I pass the exec’s offices, wave to the dorky Star Trek IT guy, peer over the “talker’s” cube to see if I can avoid them while they are distracted by the computer screen, and and make a right into the kitchen.

The first thing that came to mind… JACKPOT!!! Right there before my eyes were 10 EASY-MAC containers with a huge sign, that looked like it was written by a blind person. “PLEASE HELP YOURSELF” it said… and I wondered if everyone would think any less of me if I really did help myself to all 10. But I thought better of myself, they aren’t very good for you. All that processed cheese crap gunking up my pipes… uuchhkk!

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Revenge is a dish best served… with newspaper!

5 07 2008

For you bosses out there, have you ever wonder what happens when you take vacation before the holiday and don’t call to give your employees off a few hours like all the other departments? Your office gets punked…

It was actually planned before the day before the holiday, but they still didn’t call!





My Little Surfer Girl…

8 11 2007

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so my beautiful(and pregnant, more to come on this) wife has been complaining I don’t blog about her. so here you go honey…

my wife often complains that when i buy her clothes, i buy her “younger” clothes. this isn’t true, she is just a little “safe” or conservative when it comes to current trends. she explains it as if i wanted her to dress like a little surfer girl, hence the title. i just try to introduce her to things she wouln’t buy normally! Either way I love her very much and i show her that buy posting this picture of her…

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she’ll hate this picture and probably ask me to take it down, but i think she looks cute in it. because she is showing her true self, with no kind of facade. it’s a side myself and few othes get to experience. i love you babe!





Jordie and Buddy

1 11 2007

Annoying little things, but they are cute…

i’ve decided to let my neighbors cute little Yorkies guest write my blog today! here they are reporting live from outside my window, Jordie… Buddy… take it away!

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annoying uh? be glad you can’t here them! i’m surprised you even scrolled down to see if they would actually say anything!

halloween pictures to come later tonight… stay tuned!





My brother, the Sarge!

25 10 2007

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some of you know and some of you don’t. but my brother, Andrew is back overseas for his second tour. he’s in Iraq this time.

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keep him in your prayers and such!





i think i don’t like capitalization anymore…

24 10 2007

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i think i might start posting all my blogs with no capitalization. what do you think? i know it’s hard enough to read my blog as it is but i have seen it done one other blog(Stephen Christian, lead singer for Anberlin, super good blog) and thought it was cool and different. don’t get me wrong, that would be the only reason for doing it, to be cooler than cool.

i try to come up with as many things as i can pull off to set myself apart with out looking like a total idiot. it’s not so much i want attention, although i’m sure it is some of it, but i’ve always liked the people who were doing the “different thing”. and i felt like i was a little too normal growing up and now i have the chance to be “that guy”. for Christ(sorry, can’t get away without capitalizing His name) sake, i have a handle bar mustache right now! Some people hate it, others love it. believe it or not it reminded of this verse in the bible as i was writing all this:

“If the world hates you, know that it has hated me before it hated you. 19 If you were of the world, the world would love you as its own; but because you are not of the world, but I chose you out of the world, therefore the world hates you.20 Remember the word that I said to you: ‘A servant is not greater than his master.’ If they persecuted me, they will also persecute you. If they kept my word, they will also keep yours.” —John 15:18-20

it kinda keeps me going when someone doesn’t necessarily like what i have done with cloths, design, my facial hair, etc. it think, “great, if they wouldn’t do it than it’s probably something different and interesting!”. in that same idea when i face a hard time with my faith, spiritually or physically, i feel like i must be doing something right! i know this isn’t always true, and this doesn’t mean I go around trying to piss others off just so I feel that i’m being a “good christian”. but if someone questions why in the world would i think that or tells me that it’s ridiculous for me to think this or that way. those times help to reassure me that i’m doing good by making others think about it and actually showing others what i believe in. i think a lot of christians struggle sharing their faith with others in fear of being made fun of or thought differently of, when in fact thats the idea! if we if they think your weird or different… good, Jesus said they thought that about him too! we are in good company! if people just think your he same old, same old… maybe you should think about doing something different.





National Porn Sunday – Oct. 7th 2007

8 10 2007

National Porn Sunday

It’s late, but I wanted to post something about the importance of today… it’s NATIONAL PORN SUNDAY! No it’s not what you think… it was started by the guys at XXXchurch.com. They are a ministry that started a few years ago by handing out Bibles at porn shows and conventions. And has now escalated into a full on anti-porn ministry that has changed countless lives and actually helped porn stars actually get out of the porn industry. Now I must warn you, this ministry isn’t for the faint of heart, and by that I don’t mean they say or do anything inappropriate. But they do get in there and actually minister to the people in the industry instead of standing out side picketing, shouting, and condemning those who attend these conventions. For some Christians that just ridiculous! Who ever heard of such a thing… hanging out with those in need, talking respectfully to them, building a relationship with someone and ministering to them with your life? I think I’ve read about Someone in the Bible who did that. Check it out, they GET IT DONE! I’ll write more about these guys in the coming weeks!